Worst Jokes Ever

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.

She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.

Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.

Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Who? Are you meant to ask "who?"

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Orphans are lonely.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.