Worst Jokes Ever
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What is the difference between Putin and an onion?
Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
So, little Johnny is walking down the street and asks a stranger, "Sir, what are hormones?"
Then the man replies, "The moans of a fucking whore!"
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.