Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
What do you call a Titan who can't swim?
Titanic!
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It would be unthinkable. My version is imagine the Titanic with a lisp, it would be unsinkable.
What did the front half of the Titanic say to the other half when it hit the iceberg? I'm breaking up with you.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
I'm 14. I have had sex before. I have 206 bones in my body, but when I'm with my gf, I have 207.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.