What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
My wife told me to treat her like a princess, so I got drunk and drove through the tunnel.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
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what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
