Worst Jokes Ever
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
They are hairy.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Breaking news: Man with Alzheimer's forgets he's blind and recovers from visual impairment.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe.
(Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers; each person spins it and tries not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not. You point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger.)
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
I gave a gun to a blind person and told them it was a hair dryer.