Worst Jokes Ever
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm!
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
What is the fastest way to spread a rumor?
Telephone? No.
Television? No.
How then? Tell a woman!
What’s red and green and goes 100 miles per hour?
A frog in a blender.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
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I saw a kid crying and I asked him where his parents are.
I love my job at the orphanage.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM