Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
I would go suck some titties, but Iβd rather die from being shot than cancer.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.
So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.