Worst Jokes Ever
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
Exercise?
I thought you said "extra fries!"
-A minion (you may now laugh).
Why can't an orphan go to school? He needs a parent admission form to get in.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
If there was a zombie, you would not die because you have no brain.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who's going to homeschool them?
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🤣
I do this too often!
Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"