Worst Jokes Ever
Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.
But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler under a pillow to see how long she slept.
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Why did the orphan water his cereal instead of milk?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers and the middle one's for you.
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Suck my pp!