Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
I love sucking on food because if you really think about it, tits can be counted as food, so I could technically suck on a woman's tits.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
I am no longer anonymous.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Why is Donald Duck the president? Because Donald Trump has a duck.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
What's an orphan's least favorite film? Family Guy.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
Me die.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
A police officer came up to me and said, "Just why, why would you bring the epileptic children to a laser tag fight?"