Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!