Worst Jokes Ever
Can we stop talking about 9/11? I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
F in orphan means family.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience?
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
The F in orphans stands for family...
I teach orphans.
But the problem is I can't give them homework.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.