Worst Jokes Ever
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"