Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.