Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.

You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"

How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor?

Because it can't hit home.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t have a home to run to.

Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Have you heard about the Pokemon called "rhy rhy rhyde" on deez nuts?

Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

Why did the orphan try to get hurt?

Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.

He looks around, no one is there.

You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.

What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!

I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.

My teacher asked me what my favorite number was yesterday, and I said 2977. I chose 91 for my football jersey number and Sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher Mr. Jackson's dad died in 9/11, and when he was talking about it Friday the 9th, I threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting Monday.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Haha, the joke is me.