Worst Jokes Ever

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.

I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.

Obama got Osama.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

How do you get a million fowl?

You run through Africa with a bullet of water.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?

They both have no way home.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!

Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!

Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.