Worst Jokes Ever
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
Pop in the toilet.
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
The doctor told me I'm color blind...
Me: That's out of the purple!
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
Why was baptism invented?
How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys?
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👨 👨 What does the initials GOP stand for?
👬 Gay man On Penis.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Lions = gay pride.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.