I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Worst Jokes Ever
Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Wow, these jokes are lit.
Some might say even killer!
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
I told a disabled kid to get in my van. Well, it’s been two years, and he still hasn’t gotten into the van.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they get a corner, they open up a shop.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
Sometimes when I'm sad, I remember I have a big dick.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
Hiiii!
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
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