Worst Jokes Ever
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Why do Roman Catholics have so many kids?
So thereβs more for the priest.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
I just came across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! π€£π€£π€£
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. ππ
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal.
Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait.
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly.
I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking, but she said she didn't want any.
When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.