Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Queen

    • Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

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    • Mob

    • Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?

    A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.

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    • Pill

    • JACK AND JILL 2.0

    After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,

    Jack was screaming till his voice went nil,

    And Jill screamed "Chill!"

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    • Pristiano Penaldo

    • I was exploring the Dubai trophy factory when someone came crashing in. It was him, Pristiano Penaldo. He held the workers at gunpoint, forcing them to make him another plastic Mickey Mouse award or he will dive and sue them for assaulting him. Shame on you, pendu!

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    • Penaldo

    • Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

    1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

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    • Exam

    • Today, I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled, “Pisstiano Penaldo!”

    My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.

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    • Penaldo

    • I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.

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