Worst Jokes Ever
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
I am awesome, look at me!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
What do you call a very long bowl?
Manute Bowl.
Ii.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!