Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
Why doesn’t my bully get a dad joke? Oh, ya, ummm...
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
Your mom!
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
Why are white people so white?
Because they forgot to urine on lotion.
What do you call my friends?...
Short.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
In Boston we say,
"Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, unzipped his fly and said ‘Hey Jill, you wanna?’ Jill said yes, unzipped her dress, and then they had a ‘daughta’" 🤣
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What is the definition of fellatio?
Auto masturbation.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.