Worst Jokes Ever
Your eyebrows run away like your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
Guess whose parents didn't survive?
Liv's parents.
How do you surprise a blind kid?
Put a plunger in the toilet.
Why do orphans rob banks?
Because they wanna feel wanted.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
Technoblade should have drank milk. Would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.