Worst Jokes Ever

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.

What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.

I copied my friend's work. It's not like the teacher can tell my parents.

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

None of these are jokes... they're all facts!

Moby Dick's father's name...

Papa Boner.

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to.

Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.

Kid: Why?

Dad: So you won't get bored.

I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.

I rate you a 9/11.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!

"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Why did the Titanic sink? Because your mom was on it.

I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.