How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
Worst Jokes Ever
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Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: Because he had hives.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
Suck my balls!
Two guys were beating up someone in an alley, so I stepped in to help.
He didn't stand a chance against the three of us.
Why can't all orphans learn about ancient Egypt? Because they don't know what a mummy is.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
