Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe Mama!
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Why do orphans only have 360 days?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's days.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
