Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that when she watches "The Outsiders," they become "The Insiders."
Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find their home.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Why isn’t the word “orphan” spelled with an “f” instead of “ph?” Because that “f” stands for “family,” and the word “orphan” doesn’t have a family.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."