If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Worst Jokes Ever
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
I can see my future in your forehead.
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
