Worst Jokes Ever
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What's white but not black, and red all over?
J. K. Rowling after attending the world premiere of the next Matrix movie.
What do you call a black astronaut? A black astronaut, you racist.
Today I feel diving. Today I feel penalty. Today I feel tap in. Today I feel ghosting. Today I feel finished. Today I feel a bench warmer... I know what it feels to be discriminated... I was bullied because I am Pristiano Penaldo.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex?
They both went down on my dad.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Wanna hear two short jokes and one long one?
joke, joke, jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooke.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.