Worst Jokes Ever
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
Why do most clips for automatic weapons have 32 bullets?
That's usually how many kids are in a classroom.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
My sister’s birthday is on 9/11. When she opened her presents, she jumped up with an explosion.
Teacher: "I'll call your mother."
Orphan: "Go on, see if she picks up."
What is the biggest lie ever?
"I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions."
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
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Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
Dear disabled people, simply go to settings and enable it.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣