Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.
Onions was a good dog.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
