Worst Jokes Ever
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
“In yo mama.”
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
What is Uranus' favorite exercise? ... Hy knees.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.