Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Your hairline's so far back, I use it as a ruler to measure things.
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
I have had it up to here with you.
(Then there Hight.)
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Q: Why do Americans suck at Clash Royale?
A: Because they already lost two towers!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What's your fav color?
"Emo kid hanging."
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
