Worst Jokes Ever

My grandma told me I was next at my brother's wedding, so I told her she was next at her husband's funeral.

How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.

Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

Your forehead is so big it takes 3-4 business days.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.

What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?

A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).

What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?

"Happynese" (happy knees).

When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.

What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?

Shit on a stick.

Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

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Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!