Worst Jokes Ever
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
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Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
I told a crippled guy he is immortal because he can't kick the bucket.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... He died of hearing aids.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Q: What do orphans call a family reunion?
A: Me time.
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug," you are letting it slowly die.
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!