Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Bligitty blot, bliggity blit,
You better not be talkin' shit. 🔫
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
I'm 50% human, so that 50% stupid is 100% you.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash