What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
The rapist is a therapist.
Lol.
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Hairline got repossessed.
Does breath smell like 🍑?
