Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone?
He can't afford a family pack.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Can disabled enable dark mode?
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL