Worst Jokes Ever
What color is your Bugatti?
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
I said something in your ear, and then it echoed because of the size of your forehead because your brain [is] small.
Best way to trick your friends:
A brick falls out of a plane.
How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put him in, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door, take the poor elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door.
The animal kingdom is throwing a party, all the animals are there except for one, who? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge.
Sally needs to cross the river that is known to be filled with deadly crocodiles, but she crossed safely, how? Because the crocodiles are at the party, but Sally still dies after crossing the river, how? Because she was hit by the flying brick.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
9/11 jokes are the bomb.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Ligma
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.