Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
Do depressed people hate swimming?
They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression, but they love it because it might make all their dreams come true.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
There are painkillers, but they only relieve physical pain. I wish something could relieve my internal pain.
