Worst Jokes Ever

It was 9/10.

I am starting a frog cult now!

Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

idkl

Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.

I fucking hate school, god damn!

money + money = MONEY

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

I got fired from the M&M Factory because I sorted out the W's.

My sister: You were born ugly.

Me: I'm not a mirror, sis.

Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?

Cause he’s dead.

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"

"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."

"I meant the ice cream, bro..."

Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.

Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.

Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?

Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: Started to laugh and said "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

Hehe