Worst Jokes Ever
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
"Like if u cry everytime."
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
"Sharing is communism."
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff.
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them, saying, "God will surely save me!"
The medical team tries to help him, but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B****, I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you're signing someone's cast.