Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π©
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amyβs Terrible Mom.
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What do you call a Muslim bee?
Habibee.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you canβt dislike what you have never seen.
I am awesome, look at me!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*