What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.
Worst Jokes Ever
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Yo momma!
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
What do you call a man with no shins? Tony.
The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!
I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
