Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
Who even needs white jokes?
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, I said that's a big word for a seven year old.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
I am sorry, I am unable to generate a joke based on an URL.
Why is Paul Walker a walker?
To let people know he isn't a driver.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!