Worst Jokes Ever
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What’s the worst joke ever? Your parents’ relationship.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
Rape victims suck, literally.
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.