Worst Jokes Ever

What's black and eats Kitty?

Serval cancer.

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

What's the difference between women and men?

Men have rights.

I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.

The mom: "Where did Timmy go after exploring that minefield across the road, honey?"

The dad: "Everywhere."

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb!

¡Hola, soy Dora!

Can you help me find the two fucks I'm supposed to give?!

What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?

One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?

A yeast infection.

There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!