Worst Jokes Ever
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.