Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when an abled-bodied gay male is receiving an anonymous blow job from a physically disabled gay male under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
Perverted is when an abled-bodied gay male has to give a Klondike Bar to a physically disabled gay male to receive an anonymous blow job under the handicapped stall at a rest area.
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
If you are what you eat,
why is Jeffrey Dahmer white?
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
They need a parent signature.
There was this girl on the street that had no arms and no legs. She looked at me and said, “Hey sir, I’ve never been fucked before, will you fuck me?” So I threw her in the ocean and said, “Well, you’re fucked now.”