What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Worst Jokes Ever
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jumpβwhat?
Jump off the hook.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
My foot itches.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome whoβs on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 π¦Ά taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I canβt understand what youβre saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I donβt speak whatever European language that is.π
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
