Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Adolf Hitler
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.