You're so poor, when you kicked a can, a man asked, "Are you moving?"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why are Americans good at Rubik's Cubes?
They're so good at separating colors.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
My foot itches.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
