Worst Jokes Ever
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
WJE officially a gone memory.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
If you thought an inner-city black boy cannot transform into a deranged pale Karen... well, just look at Michael Jackson.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
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