Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
The lines on the pride flag look pretty straight to me!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.