Worst Jokes Ever
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!
What milk do orphan babies drink?
Not their mom's, though.
What age is served for breakfast?
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: I don't have a mom.
Yo momma so ugly when she the and ugly weird the and she ugly!
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
You're so skinny that you use Chapstick as deodorant.
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Guess what my plans are for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Don't pick flat chests because they will turn their backs on you twice.
These are not funny. Those that are adopted feel hurt by these!
You shall feel ashamed of yourself!
Take the L! - Losers