Worst Jokes Ever

If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.

Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

Orphans are lonely.

What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.

All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

What's that? said the orphans.

Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

What's the IJK?

I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.

Obv, unless you share your residence.

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

All these jokes really hijacking my mind.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.