Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
How to make white ice cream red... blend a baby into it!
Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.