What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
Worst Jokes Ever
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. đź’€
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio's face:
"Tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth, tell a lie, tell a truth!"
Bro, please block Kimberly Jones. She keeps trying to scam people.
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% đź’Ż
Bros got barcode arms.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
