Worst Jokes Ever
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!