Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Me and a girl went on a walk...
Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Do you see the toilet?
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!