Worst Jokes Ever
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
Orphans are lonely.
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
Bully: You're a loser and fat.
Me: Shut up. The camera thought you were a house.
What do we want? A cure for obesity.
When do we want it? After lunch.
You know how in Pinocchio the French puppets have the thigh rings?
Well, I got them too! Only red and thinner.
Can I get a HOYA?
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."