Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

A: Apples get picked! 😱

Hey, Patrick, what am I??

Uh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference??

😂😂😂😂

What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?

One is wanted and one's not.

What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?

... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.