Worst Jokes Ever
So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Do you know what the F in Orphan stands for?
Family.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Fall
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.