Dream: Speedruns Minecraft
Technoblade: Speedruns Life
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said hungry
there's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck one is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have and the second reason is to wack off
What do orphans get at a restaurants?
The family meal
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday but it’s actually more of a rap
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty
Jerry: Whats the best thing about Switzerland Charles: I dunno Jerry: Well the flag is a big plus
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory???? He kept throwing away the bent ones!!
I have always been scared of stairs they’re always up to something
Why are beas hair so sticky l? ________________________ Because They use honeycombs
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight is it still considered beaf????
Why are Beas hair sticky? _____________________ Because they use honeycombs 👾
I have always hated stairs they’re always up to something 👻
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you. That face needing some laughing pills.
Why was Stephen hawking always like this 🫠
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer
Why are Americans so bad at chess Because they have already lost 2 towers
Who are the fastest readers 911, they went through 110 story’s in 8 seconds
What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you I like you
A: What is Technoblade's Favorite Zodiac Sign
Q: Cancer
Two lepers meet on the street First says “how you doing?” Second says “mustn’t crumble”
