Worst Jokes Ever
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
My pp was in the Guinness World Record book.
The librarian then asked me to take it out.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I told a kid his dad is a magician because he disappeared and never came back home.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
I went up to an orphan bully and I said, "Here, look, I made a website!"
The orphan likes it, but the kid says, "I forgot one feature, though... the home button."