Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
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Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Why did the bus cross the road?
POV: Her name is Alli.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they won't know where home plate is.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
