Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of emos?
A cutting board.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Like if you have nuts.
Andrew Tate.
Like this if you're an American.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What's 9 + 10?
21
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.