Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
vgvgvgh.
Her: "Land of the free".
Me: *fat*
Her: What do you mean?
Me: It's not fat-free.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
I can't think of any jokes.
What has nut, long, big, and sticky? A Snickers bar.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
I hate nightmares.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
A man walks in a bar. Ouchie!
Yo mama so fat that when she walked past the TV, you missed three episodes of your favorite show.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick