Worst Jokes Ever

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.

I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."

How do you get a depressed kid out of a tree? You cut the rope.

Friend: Hey, wanna race home?

Orphan: What home?

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?

Me: You wouldn't get it.

Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.

MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.

Why drink water and not bleach?

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

Why were the Twin Towers sad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.