Worst Jokes Ever
I can't stand disability jokes.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Jenga.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find God, he'll help you!"
Then the man said, "There’s only one way to get to God, and that is through Jesus. Have you, my friend, found him?"
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Bros got barcode arms.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old.
She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence (Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.