I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said "I'm gonna call your parents!" I said "let me know when you find them" <3
Why did the chicken say to the football guy you quarter. Stiller
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
dont tell me i haven't got balls i just happen to wear mine mine on my chest and i can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours
have you heard about the pokemon called rhy rhy rhyde on deez nuts
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb I said, "Awww, are you an orphan"? He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
you know why orphan can't play baseball, cause they cant find home.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk, 25 disabled people
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Put a kid in a wheel chair in a the twin towers, damn I love Hot wheels
A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.
idk why, but every 911 joke i've heard always comes crashing down.
What is a prostitutes favorite form of traffic control?
Speed Humps
Yo little sister pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE
less Depresso more espresso, i'm still depressed but now im fast.
Q: What did the emo kid say to the other emo kid
A: I like ya cut g
