Worst Jokes Ever
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
I'm in the year 1930...
The Great Depression.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?
Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What can orphans not do in school?
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form consists of only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Bob the builder.
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
What's a priest's favorite toy?
A mute little boy.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!