Worst Jokes Ever
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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They say they'll stay, but I left first.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What’s the difference between a leaf and an emo kid falling out of a tree? The leaf reaches the ground.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.