Worst Jokes Ever
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was flaming hot wings.
1273 please kill me, everyone hates me.
Boo! 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (So scary, right?)
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Not funny joke.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
I have a paso.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.