Worst Jokes Ever
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your hairline is so back when the police saw it, they had to arrest you.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Happy New Year! 🍆🍑🍆🍑
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Who is always looking spot on?
The cheetahs.
Q: What do Moses and hookers have in common?
A: They've dealt with a burning bush.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Why did the cow say moo?
Because he had to go poo.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Some people are such treasures that you sometimes just wanna bury them.