Charlotte lools lile a sperm

boy you look like the fake chief keeeeefff

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut

What game did Knights play most often

what did the pot say to the kettle? to lick the spoon

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

How do you fit three flags on a bar stool? Flip it over

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I’m famous

Yo mama’s so ugly and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn’t want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings

how did you get that? used your life savings



What is the reason for the first time since I’ve seen a lot to be desired in the morning to you, eat ass…

Why is Donald trump president?So he can deport Mexicans to mexico

i have a dad

duha is gay hahahahahaha

mikey dont clean his foreskin dude straight gay