Worst Jokes Ever
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
What do orphans and Spider-Man have in common?
They both have no way home.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!