What's the difference between an orphan and a apple tree the apples get picked
Why do orphans have water with their cereal because the dad never came back with the cow
what's the difference between me and an orphan At least my dad came back
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
I got 1,000,000$ dollar's for my brother best trade I ever made
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel
Why are orphans so bad at baseball Because they don't know what is a homebase is.
"can we do 69" "how about we do the 9/11 since we will crash together."
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it hotwheels
technoblade: i'm the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans. quackity: what is the first thing to ever happen to the orphans??? technoblade: quackity..... their orphans. (disclaimer: not funny xD)
Hang in there ya Emo bastards! Remember you could always be dead, oh too soon?🤣🤣
No wonder they wanna die so much, I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veils Brides!🤣🤣🤣
Anybody got a knife? I mean an Emo dildo?🤣🤣🤣
can we stop talking about 911 i lost my dad in it
he was a great pilot
your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape
I hope you have to dip your Oreo’s in water because your dad never came back with the milk
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep
do u know bumo bum deez nuts
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
