Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Worst Jokes Ever
Twitter just blew my mind.
I was having a blast until I ended the stream with a bang!
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
One person said you are much more beautiful than Cinderella. The next day, you're in court and Cinderella is the witness.
(P.S. she was born to be a drama queen.)
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Are you still a virgin?
If you do IT
With no one?
When you're in a cage But it's not real!
Being in a cage But you have the key.
Being in a cage But nobody sees you.
Being outside of a cage, but it's empty.
Living and realizing you've been born into one.
Thinking someone cared about you But turns out they're toxic as fu**.
But you can't live without them.
The cage Is you. You have the key But you don't know how to use it.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Did you hear that Rushdie has a new book? It's titled "Buddha, that Fat Fuck."
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
