Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
What's more useless than a broken condom? A fetus resulting from a broken condom.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.
I scaled your forehead, and all I saw was 1000.
Your hairline is so big it took your mom a map to find it.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.