Worst Jokes Ever
How can Canada be one of the most educated countries when Canadians are unable to correctly spell "analyse", "programme", and "aluminium"?
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”