Worst Jokes Ever
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Did you ever see any white men drowning in the Atlantic Ocean?
Yeah, it went on and on.
What do you call a blind and illiterate military leader?
Winston Churchill.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
"I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He later told me it was the most violent book he'd ever read."
Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
A blind man was walking into a fish market. He took a deep breath and said, “Good morning, ladies!”
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.