Why can the orphan only buy 1 ice cream cone? He can't afford a family pack
What's a native chick say after sex? Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes
What's long hard and bloody? The Boston marathon
Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave uncle Willie an idea
Why can’t orphans use a phone because they can't find the home button.
the golden state, more like your mums state...
what did they poo say to the ass i left you
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Timmy: stupid motherfucker Jimmy: wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth Timmy: starts crying Jimmy: ah fuck I did it again
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
How is abortion different from rape? Babies never consent to it.
Orphan: wanna have a sleepover Friend: but your an orphan. Orphan: just wanted a place to sleep tonight
Friend: what are you doing me: putting peanut butter on my balls. Friend hears in the distance, orphans I have food for you
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
She needs a flat surface cleaner
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Kobe was a bloody legend. NOw hes just bloody
why doe orphans only have 363 days of the year because they don't have a mother and fathers day
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
