Worst Jokes Ever
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
A cow is an earthquake, it's a milkshake.
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
My penis is big and long, what else is... my condom... cucumber.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
If I had a spray can, I would spray it on your ass. Because the instructions say to spray on flat surfaces.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.