Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then remember I have a brother, then I feel better.
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.