Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans and TVs have in common?
At least one of them has a home.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours).
Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
I hate my wife.
For my birthday on Sept. 11 this year, I just want a plane chocolate cake.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1. 🤣🤣🤣
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
Why are Americans so bad at class royals?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill?
She was too used to grabbing the tip.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
