Worst Jokes Ever
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
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I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
If I die, does my depression die with me?
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!