Worst Jokes Ever
I left my Avatar at home today.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.
Numb Butt Wheelchair Club: No Feeling, No Problem!
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I have done a ton of work. A skele-ton.
What is the definition of auto masturbation?
Fellatio.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Fuck Roblox!
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I had to go to the doctor for a prostate exam. When he stuck it in, I started to squirm, so he held onto my shoulder.
I thought it was going well, until he grabbed my other shoulder as well.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half of it. 🐛
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.