Worst Jokes Ever
Dee.
Imagine if a disabled person's last name was Runner or Walker! 😬😂
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Speed.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.