you call it a school shooting. I call it an unfair shootout.
What do you call an orphan who became a priest? Father-less
Y'all smell like ass! XDXDXDXDXD
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it
You could think that some orphans are gay
But think would the be home-osexual 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans eat breakfast with water
The dad did not come home with the milk
What movie do orphans hate
Home alone
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair...
Hot wheels.
A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Whats an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
I got sent to the principles office for giving a orphan kid a family size pack
what do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair...?
hot wheels!!! --------------
What does one boob say to the other boob
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
What starts with F and ends with CK firetruck
Chump obviously wants to divorce Melania and marry Pootin lmfao.
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
like if your short
