Worst Jokes Ever
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
Daddy, where's my anus?
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."
- Sun Tzu
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
"The naked man fears no pickpocket."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Your forehead is so big, you think in 4K.
Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.
What's an orphan's favorite shop? Home Depot.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Your mama is so ugly even the trolls threw up.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Buy KFC = 1 dead orphan in your house.
Dark humor is like cancer; it's funnier when kids get it.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.