Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.
Dogs say woof.
Cows say moo.
Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?
Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Emma Watson gets hotter and hotter in the Harry Potter movies when you’re watching in reverse order.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.