Worst Jokes Ever

I got my son a bike for his birthday the ungratful fucker just sat in his wheelchair all day crying

Once there was a woman who had a husband and a dog, the husband dies. The dog would always sleep under the bed and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down and the dog would like it to say she/he was alright. One night it was thunder storming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does he/she likes her hand.

Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap. But the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.

On the mirror it said, "Humans can like too", in the dogs blood.

This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!

How do you put a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket. 🚀🚀🚀

What did jake say to peggy CALC-U-LATOR get it like catch you later

Ur dad oh wait you don’t have that

Ur mom is so fat that she brang a spoon to the superbowl

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when he was told go big or go home he only had one option.

me imaging how batman hairline looks like nobody: me:his hairline kinda do looks like a batman symbol

Your hairline look like the batman symbol

his hairline so ugly that martin luther kind had a dream about it

your hairline so far back that when i put on my glasses i thought i saw a M for Mcdonald's on your hairline

Your hairline so far back my dad eve took 48 hours to reach it

What’s black, white, and red all over?- A nun in a blender

I love Mekhi

You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap no feet 9 arms 17 stomachs you stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat NBA youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek