Worst Jokes Ever
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
Turn the comments into a school shootout ;)
You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.