Worst Jokes Ever
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?
One of them actually came back.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
I C U P works on 88% of people.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
We recently found out my grandpa is addicted to Viagra.
No one is taking it harder than grandpa.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Girl: I’m so in love with you!
Boy: Me too. I think you’re abcdefghijk: aesthetic, beautiful, cool, determined, elegant, famous, hot.
Girl: What’s the ijk?
Boy: I’m just kidding.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.