Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?

Monkeypox.

How do you throw a surprise party at the hospital?

Throw a strobe light in the epileptic ward.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.

She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.

I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?

I’d hit that.

Where does a black Eskimo live?

In a Nigglu.

Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

Dogs say woof.

Cows say moo.

Idiots say, "The site will be less dead when school starts again!"

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.

If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?

So she claims to be.

And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.

Did you hear about the guy who was arrested for stealing luggage? Unfortunately, he lost his case.

Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?

Because they lost their queen and two towers.

I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.

Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.

So I sold them.