Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
9 year olds can consent. That’s like 18 divided by 2.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where he shall go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the orphan, “Where is homeroom?” The secretary then asked which homeroom number he was assigned, and he said "1." The orphan then started to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
Scientists found water on Mars, mars-1 africa-0.
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
My teacher asked us what sex is. My friend, Bobby, got up and said in a loud, clear voice, "Sex is a temptation caused by a sensation, where a boy puts his location into a woman's destination to increase the population of the next generation. Do you understand my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?" The teacher shot him 23 times before she fainted.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 follower = 1 kid in my Microwave.
+1 Comet.
What do you call it when you baptize a Mexican? Bean dip!
What did the full glass say to the empty glass? "You look drunk!"
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.