Worst Jokes Ever

Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven eight nine.

I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......

Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga

YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!

"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

I was sitting on my own in a restaurant when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, “I will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.” I wrote back, “Give me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.”

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?

The word "art."

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

Who is my favorite underground rapper?

XXX Tentacion

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?

Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.

Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...

What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?

Captain Rhyme.

Why did the rapper go to the pet store?

To buy a dog for his bark tracks!

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A RAPMOBILE!