Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Worst Jokes Ever
What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?
There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.
Teacher: Why did you throw paper airplanes at the twin sisters?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
MU, I love your joke, but I cut myself a piece of cake, pie, steak, cheesecake, and anything else I can find.
Why drink water and not bleach?
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but got plane instead.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Bad Hitler puns are infuhrerating.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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