Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
The world has turned upside down. Orphans are now being homeschooled.
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
How do you see past that forehead?
Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if you jump and yell "parkour," it’ll just be a failed stunt.
I am the orphan joke.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
1 like = 1 kid in the bed with me.
Harry Potter is a movie about a grown adult man with an unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?