How do you talk to a giant? - - Use big words.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me.
Ur mum -oh wait,you don’t have that
police control! Have you been drinking?"
"Go Pikachu! Thunder Clap!"
"Did you just throw a hamster at my head?"
Hi son
why do orphan miss every hit? because no one is cheering for them
if someone wears black say "If you see someone wears black , they always be emo
mase looks like a fat gay dude
what do you call a disabled kid on fire?
hot wheels
England: no towers? America: no queen? England: Remember 1812? America: no tea?
Your so scary that even your hairline ran a way
I have to take out the trash but I couldn't find you
You're so tall that you were measuring tape
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline cuz it goes way back
The only thing longer than the great wall of china is your hairline
if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Your hairline so far back I rote a summary about it
You’re hairlines so far back that Dora the explorer couldn’t find it
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
this is not a joke, Tom i'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual i don't like you