Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?

Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄

Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.

Anyone know what happened?

*America shoots down balloon*

China: "You killed an innocent man!!"

USA: "What?!"

China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."

You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.

Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.