Worst Jokes Ever
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?