9 jokes

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.

Pilot

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

Memes

Victim

Who are the fastest readers of mankind?

The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.

Plane

Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.

Victim

How are the faster readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.

Victim

What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?

Their kneecaps.

Number

Wait till the end.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!

Body

Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.

But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!

Relationship

1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!

2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.

3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.

4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......

5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.

6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!

7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.

8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS

Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....