9 jokes

Orphanage

Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Memes

Tower

What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?

Clash Royale still has a tower.

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  • Idiot

    Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?

    Answer: Because his mom is a whore!

    Cop

    Me: Ok so let's get this straight....

    Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.

    Me: But I didn't do anything?

    Cop: No.

    Me: So why are you arresting me then?

    Cop: Imma tell you a story.

    Me: Oh no.......

    Cop: I know, now come on.

    Me: Ok where?

    Cop: My room.

    Me: Which room?

    Cop: My bedroom.

    Me: 😱I'm a girl.

    Cop: So am I, now get in.

    Me: But I'm 9.

    Cop: I'm 59.

    People

    9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.

    2 people bought plants.

    3 people bought shovels.

    1 person yelled.

    3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.

    1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

    Pilot

    "9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

    Pilot

    I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

    School shooting

    1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

    2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

    3) 10 dead babies.

    People

    Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

    Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

    Asian

    What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

    Asians caused them both!

    Number

    Why was 6 afraid of 9?

    Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!

    Pilot

    Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

    He was a great pilot ;(

    Victim

    Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

    They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.