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9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Oop
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!