9 jokes
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Memes
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
When is Father's Day?
Nine months before Mother's Day.
Why was 6 afraid of 9?
Because 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Happy New Year!
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Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....