9 jokes
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Memes
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?
(10 is in between 9/11)
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.