9 jokes
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
My grandpa died in 9/11. I was told his last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
RICK: GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT OH GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER OR IMMA SAY IT!!!!!!
Richard: What????
Rick: So before Donald Trump's impeachment, he said, "The Coronavirus will end on March 32nd 2021."
Richard: Your from planet Earth where there's a March 32nd. Enjoy it, *stupid dumb fuck brother*.
Rick: Oh I will.
*It was the day March 21st*
*9 Days later*
*March 31st*
Rick: oh I cant wait until tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! Ooh im so excited im gonna give my friends a big ole bro hug and hand shake i miss the muhfuckin dudes man
*one day later*
*He got his school uniform waiting for the bus not seeing it*
Rick:....... wai......Huh!?!?...... hol....up
BITCH IM AND IDIOT THERE IS NO MOTHERFUCKING MARCH 32ND THIS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING 1ST OF APRIL TRUMP DUMBASS
*Richard*
*oh he's the dumbass*
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
If 7, 8, 9, why was 10 afraid?
It was between 9/11.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.