9 jokes

Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?

'Cause 7 8 9.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?

Because Stellas hot.

Why did 6 hate 7?

Because 7 ate 9!

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, why is 10 scared?

(10 is in between 9/11)

I rate the Twin Towers 9/11, very stable buildings.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."

What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?

A mosque after a missile strike.

Why was the number 10 afraid?

Because it was with 9 and 11, and it makes 911.

I screamed "Jenga" in history class today. We were watching a documentary on 9/11.

9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!

"Can we do 69?"

"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

My dad died in 9/11....

He was a good driver.

9: I am higher than you.

8: No, you're not!

(8 flips to his side)

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?

Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).