9 jokes
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.