9 jokes
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.