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I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

9/11 and Jenga are the same.

It's a controlled demolition.

Teacher: Ok class, I'm going to ask a question about your family.

Alex: Miss, my Dad died in 9/11.

Teacher: OH NO, I'M SO SORRY!

Alex: Don't worry miss. It was only Dad and besides, he did what he wanted before he died.

Teacher: What was that?

Alex: Flew the plane.

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head? A pentagon! (9/11 joke)

Kobe Bryant and 9/11 are two things I don't joke about because when I do, they tend to crash and burn.

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.

I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.