What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
9 Jokes
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Classic.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9. Seven ate nine.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers of mankind?
The victims of 9/11, they went through dozens of stories in a couple of seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because he next to 9 and 11.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
