9 jokes
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Memes
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
Period: Guess who’s back... back again...
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.