9 jokes
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?