9 jokes
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Oop
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."