9 jokes

People

9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.

2 people bought plants.

3 people bought shovels.

1 person yelled.

3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.

1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁‍♀️🤦‍♀️

People

Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?

Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!

Pilot

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

School shooting

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Pilot

I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.

Memes

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.

Asian

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Tower

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

Number

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Period

Period: Guess who’s back... back again...

Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?

Period: I can come back in 9 months?

Me: Keep fucking singing.

Gun

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

Cow

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?

A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.