9 jokes
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.