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What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.