How do you call a very long terrorist?
9/11.
9 Jokes
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
9 people walked into Bunnings Warehouse.
2 people bought plants.
3 people bought shovels.
1 person yelled.
3 people left Bunnings Warehouse.
1 person was me. I guess those three people are fired! 💁♀️🤦♀️
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
