9 jokes
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
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Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?