9 jokes
Q. How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Gotta be more than 9 'cause my basement is still dark.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
9/11.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
My grandfather died in 9/11.
He was a great pilot.
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.