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What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
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Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
I was listening to my children praying, and my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?"
I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings were born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother."
She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month, like the other ones that ran away.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
Here’s what I did to the kids at the orphanage. I dropkicked 12, lit 10 on fire, comboed 9, punched 3, and murdered 1.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!