9 jokes
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
If babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born?
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.