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Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Memes
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.