9 jokes
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
Memes
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.