9 jokes
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
What’s comes after 9 Millimeter?
Your (DYM 9).
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Who's the world's fastest reader?
9/11 victims. They went through 90 stories in 60 seconds.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What was the last thing going through the 9/11 victims' minds?
They don't say "shit for brains" for nothing. 🤣🤣