9 jokes

Block

What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?

9/11.

Math

Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?

Memes

Pilot

Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?

The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.

Friend

Best friend makes joke about 9/11.

Me: My pop was a part of that!

Best friend: So sorry!

Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.

Dad

My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."

Dad

I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.

My dad was one hell of a pilot.

Grandpa was a hell of a planner.

Wife

My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.

9/11

You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.

Victim

What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?

The 43rd floor.

Documentary

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Dad

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA

ALAKBAR

Hooker

How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

Call

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"