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I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
What's the difference between emos and 9/11?
The emos are still there, high up off the ground.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
"Since 7 8 9, why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 1."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.