What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
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Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
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9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
I met this kid and he was being bullied by 9 people. I Asked 1 whats going on. They all said another one to bully they all tried hitting me and then my mates which was like 15 of them came in and it was like war all over again.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
9/11 was pretty great to me, it's just hilarious to watch people lose at Jenga.
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
Wanna know something funny? Well, there was this one time when my parents were talking about their marriage.
Then after the wedding, they decided to make a joke, and then 9 months later, I was born. My birthday (4/1/06) April 1, 2006.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
