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What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Math riddle: If I have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do I have?
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
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Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad was in the plane in 9/11, and he was the smart one that convinced everyone. He said, "We're fucked."
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?
Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.
BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA
ALAKBAR
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!
Why is 7 afraid of 8?
Because 8 ate 9, 10, 11!
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"