9 jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?

One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Memes

Twin Towers

It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Number

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

Dick

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

Victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.

9/11

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

9/11

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

9/11

9/11 is like genders.

There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.

Butthole

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.