9 jokes

Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...

Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?

Doctor: 9... 8... 7...

My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.

You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

What's the square root of your dead?

9/11.

9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.

I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11... Allahu Akbar!

My mom told me we were flying to a building to see my aunt. I wondered, "Are we about to relive 9/11?"

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.

You can't convince me otherwise.

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?

Asians caused them both!

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.

9/11 joke.

"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.

Would it be wrong of me to yell “Jenga!” or “Timber!” while my class is watching a 9/11 documentary?

Stop making jokes about 9/11, my dad died in 9/11.

BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA

ALAKBAR

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

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