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What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No, it’s a 9/11 victim.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.