9 jokes
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Memes
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.