9 jokes
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.