9 jokes
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
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What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.