9 jokes

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!

If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.

What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?

The 89th floor.

If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?

Because it's in between 9/11.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.

What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?

It got a bunch of plane.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?

Bryce: What?

Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!

P.S. I'm a girl.

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

How did 10 die?

Because it was in between 9 and 11.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.