9 jokes
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Memes
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”