9 jokes
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Memes
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.