Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
9 Jokes
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
