9 jokes
Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.