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Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
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Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!