9 jokes

War

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

Memes

Number

If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

One

You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?

The second one never lands as good as the first one.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.

Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Victim

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.

9/11

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

People

What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?

Tower 1...

Number

6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?

Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.

9/11

You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.

People

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.