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Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
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10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.