9 jokes
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Memes
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
9/11 jokes are that deadly not even the towers could hold themselves up.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.