9 jokes
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims, they went through 700 stories in 10 seconds.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.