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Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Three Indians get captured by an enemy leader, and the leader says, "Go in the woods and find 10 fruits of the same kind."
The first one comes back with apples. The enemy leader says, "Shove them up your butt and don't make a sound, or I will kill you." He gets to two and yells. The leader kills him. He goes up to heaven.
The second guy comes back and has grapes. He gets to 9 and laughs. The leader kills him. He goes to heaven.
The first guy asks the second guy why he laughed, saying he had it in the bag. The second guy said he saw the third guy carrying pineapples.
Lete know in the comments
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Next person that says 67, I am gonna yell "9/11" and sweep their feet.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.