9 jokes
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
You are stupid!
Nana
What is 9 + 10?
21
You stupid!
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Memes
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.