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Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”
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I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.