9 jokes
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
I'll rate this a 9/11.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
(6x9)+6+9=69
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I rate my dad as a pilot 9 out of 11.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
Who said white people can't jump?
Look at the footage from 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.