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I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
"9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga."
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.