9 jokes

I'll rate this a 9/11.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

Q: Why was 10 afraid?

A: Because he was always between 9/11.

What's the square root of 2001?

9/11

(6x9)+6+9=69

Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

Why is every number scared of 7?

Because 7 "ate" 9.

Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.

What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

What died on 9/11?

2,996 people.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

Answer: 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 5 seconds.

I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.

I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.