9 jokes
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
Who's the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
It was a blast to visit the Twin Towers on 9/11 at exactly 8:46 a.m. It was the bomb... like, literally!