I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
9 Jokes
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
6 looks like someone facing up.
9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
