9 jokes
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
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What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
"9/11 people" say that jet fuel cannot melt steel beams.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.