9 jokes
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.