9 jokes
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesn’t hit the spot.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
lol
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
These nine kids were being bullied by these 10 guys in an alley. So, I thought I would help.
It was 9/11 all over again.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number three.
5. When you tried number 3, you realized it was possible, only you look like a dog.
6. You're smiling right now because you realized you were fooled.
7. You skipped number 5.
8. You just checked if there was a number 5.
9. This is not my joke; all credit goes to Steps.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
9/11 jokes are a bomb!
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!