9 jokes
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!
USA: "Never forget 9/11."
Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What’s the difference between McDonald’s and 9/11?
One is a drive through; the other is a fly through.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔