9 jokes

Terrorist

What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.

Covid

What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?

I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.

Memes

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

Van

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

Cow

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

Pilot

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

9/11

My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.

Taco

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.

Teacher

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.