9 jokes
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
What's something that 9/10 people enjoy? A gangbang.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.