9 jokes

Man

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Plane

My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.

Memes

Number

6 looks like someone facing up.

9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people sucking each other's dicks.

Taco

Top 10 Cos:

1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco

Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.

Dick

In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.

69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.

Cow

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

9/11

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

9/11

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

Van

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.