Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground. Terrified, he dials 911 and says “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead. The hunter replies, “Ok I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks “Anything else?” The nurse says “Nope. That’s it.”
What's the emergency number Jimmy, u? Jimmy:9/11!
9/11 911 same thing
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
Guys we shouldn't make jokes about 911 my dad was a victum he was the best pilot in Arab
who read the most words,
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds
You how they sead weight people can't jump cheak out the 911 videos
My grandpa was in 911. He was the best pilot.
yo mama so clueless she dilled 911 on the microwave
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
9/11... 911... COINCEDENCE I THINK NOT
DONT TO EVER WANNA FUCK A DUDE!!
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
Me:911 I just killed someone Cops:Cool we will not come Me:Why Cops:Don't admit a crime. Phones:*Bang Bang* Me:Well that was 2 crimes done.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911 holy shit.
my dad died in 911
but he was the pilot
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
the coffee was getting mugged so it called 911
if 789 why was ten scared? ...... be cause he was between 911
