911 jokes
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
What's the emergency number, Jimmy?
Jimmy: 9/11!
9/11, 911, same thing.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.