911 jokes
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
How old are 9/11 victims?
"There, toddlers, here come the airplane!"
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"