Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the twin towers. But that's just my opinion.
Your mama so white that he first number was 911
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed
My dad was one hell of a pilot Grandpa was a hell of a planner
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the colour of 911?
Plane.
What is the fasted way to see 911?
Plane.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
Bro my friend told me all his humour is dead and dry and i was like just like 911 victims.
What world record did the people in 911 get the world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds
whats the 9/11 survivors least favorite team?
new york jets
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11 they went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds
Normally I would tell a 911 but it’s two plane
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Guys my girlfriend calls me: 911 help there’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!
She’s so nice
