Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Where did tanner go during 911 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
What do 9/11 and 911 have in common?
They're twins.
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
whats the 9/11 survivors least favorite team?
new york jets
Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11 they went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
