911 jokes
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
I shouted "Jenga" in class today.
We were watching clips of 9/11.
SpongeBob did 9/11.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
The two brothers were sitting next to each other. They played with planes all day long. They got too violent, and now their sister (World Trade Center) stands there. The brothers were put up for adoption, and the planes were given back to their owners.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
9/11, am I right?