911 jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?
Well, probably their kneecaps.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
If I throw a paper airplane at two twins, did I cause 9/11?
9/11 called for help. What did that get? Nothing.
9/11, am I right?
"911, I just crashed my car. I think it's burning. I can't see. It hurts to breathe."
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.