911 jokes
Who read the most words?
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds.
You know how they said weight people can't jump? Check out the 9/11 videos.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Me: 911, I just killed someone.
Cops: Cool, we will not come.
Me: Why?
Cops: Don't admit a crime.
Phones: *Bang Bang*
Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
My dad died in 9/11.
But he was the pilot.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."