911 jokes
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
One day I saw my friend in a hospital bed. He told me to call 911. Instead, I called his parents.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
What’s the difference between 911 and an abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad because they ordered pepperoni sandwiches, but they got two planes?
Why were the people in the Twin Towers upset? They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plane.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
9/11
What is the difference between McDonald's and 9/11?
McDonald's has a drive-through. Twin Towers has a fly-through.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says, “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies, “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies, “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent, and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says, “Ok, now what?”
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Fuck u!
I love it when cancer hits like a ton of bricks. The best part is when it kills people.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.