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My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.
"9/11" or just "7-Eleven" to a Mexican person.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them, "Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.
Not to mention and by plane.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.