9 jokes
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What's the difference between your birth and 9/11?
One was planned.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
9/11 Joke?
Today in class, I screamed "Jenga!"
We were watching a 9/11 documentary.
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
(6x9)+6+9=69
What's the square root of 2001?
9/11
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
What was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on the 42nd floor?
The 43rd floor.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
A kid in the back of the class just yelled “Jenga!”
The class was watching a 9/11 documentary.
My dad was a great pilot...
He died in 9/11.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.