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How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"
Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
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The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Why did Ten need a therapist? He was in between 9/11.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.