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What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.

Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.

Why is 10 afraid?

Because he next to 9 and 11.

I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

How many times does 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out!

How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?

That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!

In 2001, my parents took me to 9/11. I was soaring towards it with excitement!

I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.

And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.

It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but you suffer from a terminal illness and only have 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean 10? 10 what? months? weeks?"

Doctor: "9, 8, 7..."

I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."

Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.

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